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What is an acceptable tip for umbrella girls?
SquidProQuo
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, The Hottie
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Dear Squid,
The only umbrella girl you've come close to was your cousin's wife's thirteen year old sister who got conned into it only because she was off for summer break and she had no choice. You've never seen a real life Umbrella Girl in your life unless you approached her, knees shaking, for an autograph with your other squid friends. Umbrella girls are typically paid by sponsors as evidenced by the bikinis, stripper shoes, and the words DUNLOP printed on the unbrella, the only tips you should be giving them is not to wear neon pink shoes with a baby yellow bikini. And if they're not professional ladies, they are usually someone's hot girlfriend who came along for the ride. DO NOT APPROACH THESE WOMEN, unless you were needing those two front teeth.
NEXT!!!
Faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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