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StevenV
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 8:31:11 PM
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Doh! Can't see the last picture.
StevenV
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 10:41:57 PM
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Alright, since I couldn't see the last picture, I had to make my own.
One of these things has got to be right. Or maybe both...

First an assessment of things as they stand.
Then a vision of what's to come.


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redcap
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:26:24 AM
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Well done Steve!!! But where are the little bows???

Applause Applause Applause

BTW... I fixed that pic for you, not that it matters at this point.

Now to clean the coffee off of my keyboard....

Dan
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:41:15 AM
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Steven thats Grrreat. You better put some doggie treats in your pocket, little Fuffy is going to be nipping at your heels....
martin
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:23:12 PM

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OK - even I have to admit that Steven's photoshop was a gen-you-wine knee slapper. Oh how we howled here at chez h. Photo-shopping, in the right hands, can be utilized for great comic effect. Salude!

I, however, have no need for photoshop to put the metaphorical whooping stick to my would-be tuners. Though they may revel in accusing me of wearing a skirt it seems more a plea to join the fun. Though they do seem to be having a good time.


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martin
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:30:40 PM

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And while we are discussing man cred - who can ever forget this? Many years of experience have taught me to always leave the camera running while out on adventures with my raconteur colleagues just so that some inconvenient event does not get lost along the way back home. I will also refer the reader to Man Cred 101, for further insight into the veracity of a few of the posters here.
martin
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 6:48:23 PM

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And as for StevenV (the man who has not missed Femmoto in many years) - the photo below shows what our valley dude looks like out of his Bojangles fancy dancing clothes and in proper man attire smack dab in the middle of the largest wilderness area of the lower 48; several states removed from LA, 100 miles from the nearest paved road; just after we've explained to him that rebuilding broken parts on his engine with a Leatherman tool and a Maglite is going to take all night - and yes there are bears, wolves, mountain lions and other large hungry predators wandering around - right within earshot as a matter of fact.

What, you ask, is this man doing? Helping to repair his bike (see the second photo for the answer to that). Nope.....

Praying - to Lakshmi if I am not mistaken.


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redcap
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 9:52:16 AM
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Oh... wow.

I was about to launch a swift counterattack, but after looking at the pic and watching the crash-video again, I am going to need a little time to myself.

... maybe burn some incense and take a hot, candle-lit bath with some lavender oil.
StevenV
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 12:38:23 PM
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Dredging up old pictures, Martin? How predictable (and pitiful) that you should resort to living in the past.
But you've got very real problems TODAY, my friend.

I think you stated it well in your first post: lap dog denial. Please Martin, won't you get serious about finding a cure?
They say art can imitate life. Who could deny that axiom when the evidence is so tragic and so overwhelming?

martin
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 1:46:43 PM

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StevenV wrote:
Dredging up old pictures, Martin? How predictable (and pitiful) that you should resort to living in the past.
But you've got very real problems TODAY, my friend.


First of all - Happy New Year one and all! Especially my buds and MoJazz colleagues StevenV, Dan and redcap who are participating in this exchange - strictly as professionals....

Now - back to it. Such eloquence deserves a response: you going somewhere with all of this amigo or are you just running laps????

I present exhibit 2, another unretouched photo representing an actual slice of real life; one that I believe may offer the amused bystander some continuing insight as to the motivation behind the individuals in this thread whoopin up on my man cred because of my lady friend's small dogs. Whoopin up on a brother for not killing his lady friend's small dogs the first time she's not looking is so... 90's.

This one is entitled "Bringing a Tractor to a Dirt Bike Ride" Tell me who's compensating here....




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Dan
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 4:41:56 PM
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Was that from the trip where Steven brought his mini bike?
StevenV
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 9:26:31 PM
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Oh jeeze, we're back to Psych 101: deflection and projection.
You're the one with the problem, Martin. You can try to post distractions, but YOU'RE the one tied to Megan's apron string.
martin
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 10:12:03 PM

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StevenV wrote:
Oh jeeze, we're back to Psych 101: deflection and projection.


If you took "Psych 101" i don't think you passed. You sure you are not confusing it with Womyn's Studies 101? I see "A" potential there.


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StevenV
Posted: Saturday, January 02, 2010 12:46:20 PM
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You know, Martin, all of these posts have a time stamp on them.
What's going to happen when Megan finds out you were on the forum when you were supposed to be brushing her dog?
martin
Posted: Saturday, January 02, 2010 12:52:22 PM

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It's all about togetherness. She was typing while I was brushing the dog.
StevenV
Posted: Saturday, January 02, 2010 9:11:44 PM
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Ha-ha, we knew you were hiding behind her skirt, but now she's fighting your battles for you, too.
martin
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 4:00:24 PM

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How am I supposed to fight and put bows on Muffy at the same time? Sheesh.

redcap
Posted: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:43:08 AM
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Okay... how am I supposed to engage in this conversation when turbo deletes my posts if they hit the mark???

martin
Posted: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 10:02:11 AM

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My apologies. A bunch of posts got deleted yesterday while I was putting the board back together after being hacked (from Russia - woooo).

I'll post your question again if it will help your feel bads - if you really want me to post a query about how to use the forum that Willow and Rowan could have answered and that I already responded to in an email.

If it will make you feel better I will cast a vote for you now - vote #7 is me for u bro!
redcap
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 11:02:47 AM
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WOLVERINES!

And here I thought the Red Scare was a thing of the past :) Martin knows a thing or two about the Ruskies and their slippery ways LOL

As far as the vote goes, I was gonna give one out to Mr. Bojangles for folding his jeans up so evenly. It is a lot easier said than done.

Glad to see this thread unlocked and things in order again.
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