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How do I get my girlfriend on a dirt bike? It's something that we could do together besides go to the mall. I like my gf a lot but all we ever do is go to the mall and shop or go to movies. I have a sweet TTR that would fit her just fine. And I believe that the sight of her very attractive derriere bouncing up and down on the trail in front of me would enhance our snuggle time. What should I do?
Mr. B
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, The Hottie
Joined: 4/4/2008
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Dear Broose,
Your question reminds me of a recent experience I had with an online dating service. At one point this winter I was getting kinda lonely and thinking I might find myself a little boyfriend. As I was checking out the profiles one by one, and it appeared there was a common theme amonst all of the profiles of potential dates. That theme was " I like to hunt, I like to fish, I like to camp, I like to drink beer". Really??? Tell me something I didn't know! They might as well have written that burping and passing gas was part of the deal, for all of the finesse they showed for impressing women who might actually stumble on their profile.
What would have gotten my attention on any ONE of those profiles was if they had written "I like to take walks in the moonlight, buying flowers for a woman is my favorite thing to do, I like giving sensual massages, I want to take you shoe shopping". That, my friend, would get my attention.
So the reason why you're spending so much time at the mall is because that's what chicks do. Never assume we're gonna get a wild hair and just decide to tear the wilderness up and shoot things. Guys drink beer and hunt, and chicks go to the mall. Thank God you've man'd-up enough to start thinking about other things the two of you can do because it seems like you were on the verge of turning into a metrosexual. It's time for you regain your testicular fortitude.
Gently remind your dame of how many miles you've put in at the shopping center, and that you would like to get a few miles with her in the dirt. (Yes, let your mind wander on that suggestion!) If she balks, comment how much it would make you happy to see her girl goo giggling on a bike and buy her the cute matching girl dirt bike gear and matching pink frilly undergarments. If that still doen't work, (and if it doesn't, then she's the toughest, most stubborn dame I've ever come across) then you'll have to dig deep into the Manipulating Man's Bag of Tricks and promise to take her dancing. Be careful what you wish for.
Faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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