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Joined: 4/10/2008
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Location: USA
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I ride a Ducati 996 monoposto and the only way to take my girlfriend for a ride is on the handlebars. I want to get her some wheels of her own so that we can ride. I found a nice used sv650 that looks like the shazz but if I get her a scooter I will save enough for a 996 tattoo. What should I do?
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Rank: Advanced Member
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, The Hottie
Joined: 4/4/2008
Posts: 8
Points: 60
Location: The Wild West
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MMMMMMMonoposto...MMMMMMMonoposto...MMMMMMMMonopostoooooooo
Wow, I almost droned myself into a wet dream of Ducatis and the boys that ride them! Thanks for the brief respite from the doldrums of my work day. I think I need a cigarette now.
Oh hang on, back to reality!
Let me congratulate you on your superior choice of roadway weaponry. You have earned a place of esteem with me.
Everyone knows pillions are nothing but ballast and dead weight. Unless you're a squid and you want to tick off daddy by roaring his little girl through town helmetless on the back of your CBR650, going about with a pillion is about as uncool as David Hasselhoff is outside of Germany. Besides, you don't even get a glimpse at that cute thong with the rhinestone dangle; everyone else does, and that's just lame unless you like the cuckold thing.
Let me save you the kick in the rollers that is sure to come if you show up with a scooter. Get her the SV. It's a great little bike, and should easily take her from squid to biker babe with no problem. Forget about the tattoo for now, remember its a doke in the rollers or a tattoo. Take your pick.
Faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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