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I just got back from serving our savior in Freedonia. Before I answer the call and marry my sweetie Lisa I want to purchase a motorcycle. It has to be something that the church would approve but I would also like something that will turn heads at family night.
What do you think that Jesus would ride?
Joe Young
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Ah Freedonia! Thank the heavens that you were there to bring those hedonistic pagans to the good word of our Lord! May God bless their sinning little souls.
Anyhoo, to address your question; there is no such thing as a church-approved motorcycle. Everyone knows that when you get a motorcycle, you're more apt to get a few tattoos, drink coffee to warm you before those cold mountain morning rides, buckle under the peer pressure of other bitchin' riders and have a PBR, or GASP! have premarital sex with Lisa whom you've subsequently turned into a biker goddess. This clearly voilates the Word of Wisdom and puts your eternal soul at risk.
That being said, I believe if Jesus were alive today, he would definately be a biker. Let's not forget that he was a rebel, a leader, and mad as hell at the Romans for cutting in on his turf. He started the epic gang war that would make the Hell's Angles run home to Mama. But it would not be a Harley he would be riding. Jesus was not the flashy type, and the roads aroud Jerusalem were crap. Oh no, Jesus would roll a KTM 690 Supermoto R. Fast, nimble, easy to kick over money lender's tables from. He and his gang could get in, get it done, and be roaring up the hills before Pilate even knew what hit him.
So if you want to be like cool like Jesus, roll a KTM. If you want to be cool like a missionary, roll a scooter.
The Hottie
Faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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